UNCONFIRMED REPORTS circulating in the Hedon Area suggest that an agreement may have been finalised for an exciting new group to share times and facilities at the Alexandra Hall on Wednesday mornings with the existing Pop in Club.
The agreement will mean a 50% reduction in floor space for tables, but this will be offset by the quality of the entertainment on offer and the installation of poles.
This locally based group will commence at a date yet to be announced, but the first show will include Hairy Mary and The Epilators who will pole dance to a thirty minute programme of Tina Turner’s Simply the Best.
Alternate weeks will be taken by Cleo and The Curves presenting a more sedate session to the music of Ernesto Cortazar’s Love Affair. Audience Participation will be actively encouraged but a small charge will have to be made to cover insurance premiums.
Anyone allergic to galvanized metal is advised to use a well-known propriety brand of cream to prevent friction burns on the inner thighs.
All further enquiries may be addressed to:
Ms Lirpa Loof, Artistic Director
Article by Jim Uney 01-04-2011